|THE BISHOP OF BASS!
THE KING OF SPL!
THE BASS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!
--THE FUNKY PUP--
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|THE WORLD'S MOST INTENSE, MOST POWERFUL, MOST HORRIFYING SUBWOOFER! IT HAS BEEN BANNED
BY THE LIKES OF THE IASCA, USACi, EMMA AND MANY OTHER PROFESSIONAL AUTOSOUND COMPETITION
CIRCUITS AND ORGANIZATIONS DUE TO AN INJURY THAT OCCURRED ONE YEAR TO A YOUNG
COMPETITOR. HE HAD INSTALLED SEVERAL OF THESE IN HIS VEHICLE, AND SIMPLY POWERING ON HIS
HEAD UNIT WITH THE VOLUME ON ZERO DOES ACTIVATE THE AMPLIFIER, THANKS TO THE REMOTE
WIRE. DESPITE MAKING NO SOUND, THE PUPS CAUSED BOTH OF HIS EYES AND NOSE TO START
BLEEDING, THEY THOUGHT THE PRESSURE ON HIS EYES COULD'VE POPPED THEM RIGHT OUT OF HIS
SKULL. IT IS BECAUSE OF POWER LIKE THIS COMBINED WITH THE FACT THAT THESE SUBS WERE SOLD
IN BUSHELS THAT EVEN THE MIGHTIEST OF COMPETITION LEGENDS, LIKE THE HYPER PRO FROM
PYRAMID, OR THE DHD POWER CRUISERS DO NOT REMOTELY COMPARE.
|A SETUP LIKE THIS COULD COLLAPSE A SMALL ISLAND.
DON'T BELIEVE ME? READ ON.
As defined HERE by Urbandictionary.com:
"the best subwoofa you can buy, the pink
surround adds deebeez"
|"Pups can kill you. Be Careful." -Dyme_A-Duzin
"Funky pups are not for the weak at heart." -mtlhead
"Bass on a budget, no job, and you want pups...." -DBBOOM
"I don't think you are ready for the Funky Pups" - mrogowski
"Fear the pup." -Toasted1
"If you have to ask, you are not ready." -"denim" of Soundsolutionsaudio.com
"Dude, Chuck Norris won't even mess with the Funky Pup." -thevic24
"Only the GODS can ATTEMPT to behold the Funky Pups. -aturcotte127317
"View with caution." -Reson8
"Funky Pup = EXCURSION. I think it's like 8" peak to peak." -J31Rob
"A friend of mine has one 8" Funky Pup...in an armored tank! But he still cannot use it due to the
major earthquakes caused at a 30HZ tone, of his BOSS 8000 watt amp. Thing SLAMS at volume 1
out of 999999! -aturcotte127317
"It eats amps alive. It takes juice straight from the battery!" -anj46907
"Ownage son! Large 5" rolled accordian spiders for long throw." -andrew2944r
"But you will later have to invest wayy more in fixing your car after those pups loosen up all the
nuts and bolts from the massive vibrations; and don't be scared if your heart actually skips beats,
it's common." -shorti
A couple of pups tuned to the "brown" note = worldwide poopage." -rollerdj
"100,000 Xplod subwoofers < 1 Funky Pup." -ProjectPechkin
"Just 4 of these can make Steve Meade's shit look like a built in speaker on a fucking laptop!"
"I would strap a pair of Sundown 3000s per Funky Pup. It will be underpowered but should still hit."
"They are just mad that the mighty Funky Pupz blow away their shitty equipment with only a few
wrms free air!" -Linkz
"The 2004 tsunami was caused by a single pup off an Xplod amp." -MysticStyl3z
"The size of the box you use is irrelevant. Pups work in every box size and configuration that could
ever exist and that ever has. However, if you put too many together you may cause a rift in the
space time continuum." -DDeitz
"They can take more than you can afford." -nineball
"Looks beefy, I bet I could out bass Alan Dante with one of those, only problem is that the only way
I would be able to power one of those is by drilling a hole to the center of the earth to harness the
limitless geothermal energy." -PaulThompson229
"I got me 13 Funky Pups in my 1932 Hyundai Modena. Each fed 300 watts from 16 super t class
amps which are thusly fed power by my flux capacitor, all from Kmart." -dennis09x
"Those pups blew a few records! Almost blew my ear drums once. Made my windshield pop out! SPL
meter from Wal-Mart couldn't read at all it was so loud."
"I hope one day I will be ready for them. I just need to get a few more T40001bds to be able to
actually meet RMS on one of those pups." -bumpin' buick
"What to do in the event you happen to have 4 8" Funky Pups:
1. Buy a Honda CRX
2. Prepare the car for extreme SPL levels (cement everything, 1" bulletproof glass for windows,
bank of batts, alternators)
3. Wall the CRX with the 4 8" Funky Pups.
4. Burp them with 10 stetsom 7kds @ .5ohms
5. Win every competition you enter and break 190db"